New York City NYU Parties
The Ultimate guide to New York University Nightlife
SOON we will have actual parties YOU can go to. Not just 21 plus, but some 18
and over.
Some tidbits of how life can be in NYU.
Social Scene
- Every guy you meet has a 1/3 chance of being gay. If he is attractive, the
odds go up to 1/2. Attractive and well dressed? Forget it, sweetie.
- When being white and heterosexual is a minority
- Are you heterophobic? Come to the heterophobic club, only at NYU!"
- Parties" contain no more than 20 people and are broken up by 1am at
the latest.
- Getting signed into the party takes as long as the party itself.
- When a "frat" party is a sure thing you won't have fun.
- When "Sorority Row" is a hallway
- You've starred in an NYU student film, whether you know the director or
not
- Your RA did the Rocky Horror Show at orientation
- University protests top ½ million people
- When you go to school with Robin Williams' son, Joshua Jackson's sister,
Ron Howard's daughter, and Steve the Dell Guy.
- Ignoring people is a way of life
- You have gotten drunk and cursed out the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree
for not being lit up at 2 AM.
- Half your friends are from Long Island, the other half from New Jersey